Tuesday's Ten Minute Tale - the result!
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mikandra for "synopsis", splanky for "Zebra" and 1phish2phish for "paypal". Sigh.
Attack of the Zebras!
Synopsis
Anakin Skyzebrar has grown into a fine, competent Zebra Apprentice, under the tutelage of his mentor, Obi Wan Kizebra. Unbeknownst to Obi Wan, Skyzebrar is also under the influence of Senator Zebratine, leader of the mighty Zebra Senate. Meanwhile, Queen Amizebra has also become a senator, under her real name of Zebre, and she and Skyzebrar are having an illicit affair, since Zebra Knights are not allowed to have emotional attachments.
After an assassination attempt by Count Zebradoodoo, an ex-Zebra Knight and now a Sith Zebra Lord, Skyzebrar is ordered to guard Zebre while Obi Wan Kizebra hunts down the ringleaders of the plot. But at the heart of the scheme is none other than Senator Zebratine, who plans to cause a war in order to take full control of the Zebra Republic. With Skyzebrar's help, the plot is successful, and the Zebra Republic is plunged into a war controlled on both sides by Zebratine. His Clone Zebras sweep the galaxy, and his rise to absolute power, and Skyzebrar's inevitable fall into darkness, has begun.
George Lucas
Reader comments:
mikandra for "synopsis", splanky for "Zebra" and 1phish2phish for "paypal". Sigh.Attack of the Zebras!
Synopsis
Anakin Skyzebrar has grown into a fine, competent Zebra Apprentice, under the tutelage of his mentor, Obi Wan Kizebra. Unbeknownst to Obi Wan, Skyzebrar is also under the influence of Senator Zebratine, leader of the mighty Zebra Senate. Meanwhile, Queen Amizebra has also become a senator, under her real name of Zebre, and she and Skyzebrar are having an illicit affair, since Zebra Knights are not allowed to have emotional attachments.
After an assassination attempt by Count Zebradoodoo, an ex-Zebra Knight and now a Sith Zebra Lord, Skyzebrar is ordered to guard Zebre while Obi Wan Kizebra hunts down the ringleaders of the plot. But at the heart of the scheme is none other than Senator Zebratine, who plans to cause a war in order to take full control of the Zebra Republic. With Skyzebrar's help, the plot is successful, and the Zebra Republic is plunged into a war controlled on both sides by Zebratine. His Clone Zebras sweep the galaxy, and his rise to absolute power, and Skyzebrar's inevitable fall into darkness, has begun.
George Lucas
Reader comments:
George, what's up with all the zebras? Steve S. I like zebras, okay? George L. Kewl script! Can I buy it using Paypal? R. Emmerich Fuck off, Roland. Stop ripping our stories off. Steve S. That's rich, coming from the man who had gooey necrophilic sex with Stanley Kubrick's corpse! R. Emmerich We seem to be drifting off topic. Georgie, drop the zebras, okay? No-one will take it seriously. Steve S. Oh yeah? Wait until you see my brilliant CG character, Jar Jar Binkzebra! George L. Sigh... whatever, go ahead. Steve S. So.... Indy 4? I have a script already. "Kingdom of the Crystal Zebras". George L.
