Ah, England...
May. 10th, 2008 11:37 amEngland never fails to amuse me. Two recent news items have caught my eye. The first is the news that the Office of Government Commerce, or OGC, commissioned a new logo, and came up with this:

Which is fine, until you turn it ninety degrees clockwise and end up with:

I'm not sure this was the image the office wanted to convey. :)
Secondly, best BBC headline ever:
Great tits cope well with warming.
Reminds me of the brilliant sign I saw in Regents Park. I even took a photo, to Izz's great embarrassment:

I miss England, land of the double entrendre. :)

Which is fine, until you turn it ninety degrees clockwise and end up with:

I'm not sure this was the image the office wanted to convey. :)
Secondly, best BBC headline ever:
Great tits cope well with warming.
Reminds me of the brilliant sign I saw in Regents Park. I even took a photo, to Izz's great embarrassment:

I miss England, land of the double entrendre. :)
Spamalot and Snowalot!
Jan. 24th, 2007 08:56 am
We laughed. We sung. We laughed some more. We bought the t-shirt. Fun!
The one disappointment is that Tim Curry was no longer playing Arthur, instead it was played by Simon Russell Beale, who was very good, but I was hankerin' for a bit of Curry, y'know?
In further news, thanks for the heads-up,
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( EDIT - photos taken from our window below the cut! )
This is what we've been waiting for???
Oct. 25th, 2006 07:33 amTorchwood.
It's an anagram of Doctor Who.
Hmm.
So, what's an anagram of "Total and utter shite"?
( Some very short ranting underneath, no major spoilers, but crazies might want to skip it anyway... )
It's an anagram of Doctor Who.
Hmm.
So, what's an anagram of "Total and utter shite"?
( Some very short ranting underneath, no major spoilers, but crazies might want to skip it anyway... )
Here, there and everywhere...
Oct. 19th, 2006 08:26 amWow, it's been a while since I've posted. I've been keeping myself bloody busy, supposedly consistantising (????) Skinsongs (only managed six chapters, and still have to do some more on those as well in terms of character, but luckily I changed to the new concept at chapter 10, so I only have three to go before I go back to the start and roughly rewrite bits to fit in with the new characterisation), but actually researching and booking holidays. At this stage, our overview itinerary is rather, uh, interesting for the next few months. To whit:
( Under the cut, for those who aren't remotely interested in where we're gonna be for the next three months! )
This is, of course, costing a ridiculous amount of money, but this is what we came here to do. We saved for a year for this holiday, and by God we're gonna see everything we possibly can before climbing onto a plane and heading back to Perth on the 30th of January.
I can't wait to get back home, to be honest. I miss it. But we're doing everything we can to distract ourselves between now and then!
( Under the cut, for those who aren't remotely interested in where we're gonna be for the next three months! )
This is, of course, costing a ridiculous amount of money, but this is what we came here to do. We saved for a year for this holiday, and by God we're gonna see everything we possibly can before climbing onto a plane and heading back to Perth on the 30th of January.
I can't wait to get back home, to be honest. I miss it. But we're doing everything we can to distract ourselves between now and then!
Skinsongs progress...
Oct. 13th, 2006 05:01 pmSkinsongs
Projected word count for October 13th, 2006:
80000
Actual word count for September 13th, 2006:
80247
Current word status:
What a bloody relief! The book didn't end quite as I'd envisaged it, I thought there was an extra chapter in there, but I discovered it was extraneous, just tying up loose ends, something that an epilogue does quite nicely already. It's still a horrible mess, and the first half of it is told in the wrong tense and with wrong character attributes which I changed half-way through, but I'll work on them for the next two weeks, just get it all consistent. Then it gets put away for at least six months, before I get it out and decide what to do with it.
Hooray! Finished! Well, sort of! :)
Projected word count for October 13th, 2006:
80000
Actual word count for September 13th, 2006:
80247
Current word status:
DRAFT COMPLETE!
What a bloody relief! The book didn't end quite as I'd envisaged it, I thought there was an extra chapter in there, but I discovered it was extraneous, just tying up loose ends, something that an epilogue does quite nicely already. It's still a horrible mess, and the first half of it is told in the wrong tense and with wrong character attributes which I changed half-way through, but I'll work on them for the next two weeks, just get it all consistent. Then it gets put away for at least six months, before I get it out and decide what to do with it.
Hooray! Finished! Well, sort of! :)
Funny newspaper clipping!
Oct. 13th, 2006 09:41 am
Enjoy this glimpse into the terrible problems of the English male football fan. My heart bleeds. ;)
Oh...my... God...
Oct. 3rd, 2006 09:53 amI've just booked our hotels for the first of our three little two-week holiday-ettes we'll be taking from November onwards. Our basic plan for these holidays is:
( Our rough itinerary, for anyone interested! )
And yes, I haven't posted a "Skinsongs Progress" report from yesterday. There's a reason for that. If you don't see one today either, there'll be a reason for that too. But hopefully I'll knuckle down later today. Maybe.
- 2 weeks travelling around England, and also going back to Edinburgh
- 2 week travelling around Europe
- Another 2 weeks travelling around Europe
- 1.5 weeks travelling around Ireland and Wales
( Our rough itinerary, for anyone interested! )
And yes, I haven't posted a "Skinsongs Progress" report from yesterday. There's a reason for that. If you don't see one today either, there'll be a reason for that too. But hopefully I'll knuckle down later today. Maybe.
Is this the same English???
Sep. 22nd, 2006 06:59 pmThis week's Alien Loves Predator comic is highly appropriate for us here in the UK. You wouldn't think there would be that many differences from Australia, with only 200-odd years of slight separation, but they keep hitting me in the face.
Is this the same English language? Sometimes I wonder...
Some examples:
splanky?
speshal_k?
Is this the same English language? Sometimes I wonder...
Some examples:
- PANTS - in Australia, this refers to trousers or slacks. In the UK, pants are underpants. Very confusing.
- VEST - Izz hit this one the other day. Here, a "vest" is what we'd call a tank top or a singlet, at least in women's fashion.
- THONGS - everyone knows this one. Back in Oz, I wore thongs all the time. Here, they'd be called flipflops, and thongs are g-strings.
- DADDY LONGLEGS - now this one confounded me. I heard UK people talking about all the daddy longlegs this year, and I was very confused, because I hadn't seen a single one. Then I saw something on the BBC about them, and realised that in Australia a daddy longlegs is a spider, but here it's a freakin' fly! And not just any fly. It looks like a mutant mosquito, with long legs (well duh!). Here is what the British call a daddy longlegs, and here is what we sensible Australians call one!

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It's official... we're coming home!
Aug. 30th, 2006 10:17 amYes, we've arranged our lease to last until the end of January, and we've booked our tickets home. So you won't be free of us forever. :) The details of our flights are:
Outbound: 30-Jan-2007
Depart Arrive
London Heathrow (LHR) 11:15
Arrives next day
Singapore (SIN) 07:50
Qantas
Duration: 12hr 35min
Class: Economy
Aircraft: BOEING 747 400
Miles: 6748
QF32
Singapore (SIN) 09:10
Perth (PER) 14:10
Qantas
Duration: 5hr
Class: Economy
Aircraft: AIRBUS A330-300
Miles: 2431
QF72
So, we'll be home on the afternoon of January 31st. Seeyas all after that. :)
Outbound: 30-Jan-2007
Depart Arrive
London Heathrow (LHR) 11:15
Arrives next day
Singapore (SIN) 07:50
Qantas
Duration: 12hr 35min
Class: Economy
Aircraft: BOEING 747 400
Miles: 6748
QF32
Singapore (SIN) 09:10
Perth (PER) 14:10
Qantas
Duration: 5hr
Class: Economy
Aircraft: AIRBUS A330-300
Miles: 2431
QF72
So, we'll be home on the afternoon of January 31st. Seeyas all after that. :)